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SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH ON “MOST RELAXING TUNE”

“Tranquil”, a variation on scientists’ previous track “Weightless”, is now being called a scientific breakthrough in sleep and relaxation technology. Utilizing a rhythmic and dissonant soundscape, barren yet fertile enough to produce outstanding results. Including the new patented technology designed by SleepKeys™, a company that develops musical peripherals designated for “An audience in need of a nap!”

SleepKeys™ developer, Harold Bracisezewski, released a statement saying: “Our incredible new device, The DreamCatcher, provides the whooshing and throbbing bass sounds capable of soothing your average child, adult, and even household pets.” 

Oh my GOD and I thought the last one was relaxing holy shit

oh my goodness

i feel so relaxed

GOING ON  MY MOTHERFUCKING IPOD RIGHT NOW, YES PLEASE, GOING TO BED NOW PERFECT LIFE BECOMES MORE PERFECT.

so exhausted.

..wat

omg you neeed to listen to it.